Rites of Passage

So That Is What A Heart Attack Feels Like...

Dear… dear who even the hell is reading this I guess,
Still is weird. And not just this journal thing, the whole werewolf thing. I keep going over this litany thing and I just don’t know how I feel about some of it. I mean, some of it makes sense. Combat the Wyrm Wherever it Dwells and Whenever it Breeds – Makes totally fucking sense. Get it, agree with it, until things are in balance I get it. Ye Shall Not Eat the Flesh of Humans – Again, agree, and Eeewww who would anyways! I mean until recently I thought I was human, I think it is still cannibalism in some way so that one we can roll with. But then there are some others, like Garou Shall Not Mate With Garou and Do Not Suffer Thy People to Tend Thy Sickness… like I understand that having a kid with another werewolf makes a Metis, and they have a few issues, but maybe in all the modern medicine in the world there could be some way to help with it. It is amazing what people can do these days. And then the don’t let old people weigh you down. Ok, maybe there was a time that that made sense, you know, when us as werewolves roamed the plains hunting gazelle or some shit, yeah sure, but this day in age, grandpa should be loved, not euthanized cause someone doesn’t want to do what is right and give back after they took care of you so long…
I guess I have to just think on it for a bit more…
But that leads me to what happened. In all honestly a lot of it is a blur. So there were these spirits. I guess they were pups that didn’t get to finish their initiations or something so they were cursed. Before I knew it one of them reached into my chest and grabbed my heart. I can’t Fucking make this Shit Up Even If I Tried!!!!! His hand reached into my chest, grabbed, my heart, and squeezed it like he was trying to see if it was ripe or not!!!!! After that Cain and Sina mostly took care of them. That is were the blur comes in. And after that, you know what shit went down? Sina tried to kill me! Straight up! Why? Cause she had like Werewolf PMS or some shit! Apparently if we get mad we forget not to get mad or something and just decide to take it out on whomever we see next! I mean shit, get a bitch a chocolate bar or something! So I managed to distract her with a “joke” and she calmed down… and then started crying a bit… yeah, werewolf PMS
So then we started trudging again. In the Fucking Snow, AGAIN!!!!! I FUCKING SWEAR I AM MOVING TO HAWAII AFTER THIS!!!!! But we moved along and we found Bill. Bill was cool I guess. It is hard to tell what to trust and what not to trust these days. But he seemed legit. And we got full bellies, and warm beds and was a well needed restart. I wish we could get more of that. We played a game called confessions. You were suppose to say 2 lies and 1 truth and then guess which was which. Everyone played like they were suppose to. I said that 1) I am not a virgin 2) Chili Lime Salt on Oranges are my favorite treat and 3) One of the funnest things to do is to go into department stores, dress of in some of the cloths, pose in the window to act like a manikins, and then scare the shit out of customers… thing is… all of those are true… Calliope didn’t like that I did that when she figured it out. So that was fun… the one moment of light in an other wise horrible journey.
So after that we started walking again. In the Snow, Freezing out fuzzy asses off. This whole walking in the snow thing just sucks. And I grew up living in a subway system with an old sleeping bag for a bed! Man I miss that! Would be so much better then this!!!!!!
But we found a cave for some shelter and thought all was good… until more shit hit the fan… and we were attacked, my full grown werewolves, who want to kick out asses because we have Valentine, or Eilleen, or what ever she is going by right now…
Well fuck… lets see how this goes…

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